The Fighting Flat-Topped Fat Ass

Certainly many of you are asking the same question; What the Hell is a FUPA? Quite simply, FUPA is an acronym for Fat Upper Pussy Area. Obviously, anything having to deal with a pussy is normally reserved for the female of any species, but Charlie has done such a great job of cultivating the elusive male version of this anomaly, that it has to be celebrated. In the photo at left, you'll see it circled in red. This is not to be dismissed, as it really is a "beaut."

Most men take measures to attempt to hide their lack of physical fitness (of which the FUPA is the bastard child) with loose fitting, dark colored clothing. Charlie, however, is not most men. He chooses to celebrate, and even revel in, the glory that is his FUPA. We suggest you do the same. If God be with Notre Dame, Charlie, and his FUPA, who can be against them?