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15 years ago
A Love Eternal....at lease until the inevitable Myocardial Infarction.
0 comments Posted by Knute Cockne at 9:00 AM
You lift me up on darkest nights,
Giving me strength to take to flight.
You carry me through the brightest day,
Providing the energy to find my way.
You warm the cockles of my muscled heart,
I fear my future if we were ever torn apart.
I am hear to shout my love not for trivial things,
But to proclaim for posterity, my devotion to CHICKEN WINGS.
Though of much grease and fat they may consist,
It is upon them which I most desire to subsist.
If ever I were to lose those wings that are fried,
I know that my soul would most assuredly die.
Most might think my passion to be coaching,
But this is a subject I have long feared broaching.
You can take the band and the Golden Dome,
As long those wings are waiting for me at home.
You can have those restaurants with a fine soufflé,
I prefer a chicken shack with an all you can eat buffet.
Buffalo, teriyaki, bar-b-que, or even cooked by Tom Tupa,
Any type will do, as long as they live forever in my FUPA.
Dynasties rise and fall and football players come and go,
But there is something on this earth that I will always love just so.
I may be kicked out of BW-3’s for hooering all of their Asian Zing,
But nothing can quench my desire for just one more CHICKEN WING.
Giving me strength to take to flight.
You carry me through the brightest day,
Providing the energy to find my way.
You warm the cockles of my muscled heart,
I fear my future if we were ever torn apart.
I am hear to shout my love not for trivial things,
But to proclaim for posterity, my devotion to CHICKEN WINGS.
Though of much grease and fat they may consist,
It is upon them which I most desire to subsist.
If ever I were to lose those wings that are fried,
I know that my soul would most assuredly die.
Most might think my passion to be coaching,
But this is a subject I have long feared broaching.
You can take the band and the Golden Dome,
As long those wings are waiting for me at home.
You can have those restaurants with a fine soufflé,
I prefer a chicken shack with an all you can eat buffet.
Buffalo, teriyaki, bar-b-que, or even cooked by Tom Tupa,
Any type will do, as long as they live forever in my FUPA.
Dynasties rise and fall and football players come and go,
But there is something on this earth that I will always love just so.
I may be kicked out of BW-3’s for hooering all of their Asian Zing,
But nothing can quench my desire for just one more CHICKEN WING.
- Charlie Weis
Head Football Coach, Notre Dam
2009
A Golden Domed school like Notre Dame historically has been the type of school that recruits players on reputation alone. It has also been said that the master of the Chicken Wing is also the master recruiter. However there is an interesting trend this year....
According to this article here, Notre Dame's incoming draft class will not even rank in the top 25.
Why could this be?
- Notre Dame's terrible performance in the past couple years?
No way, this is still a fine institution and athletes come here for not only a solid athletic career but also for a great education.
- There aren't as many Catholics?
This is crazy, I just read about some chick that had like 19 kids. She is still trying for more because it is "Gods Plan". That's a good Catholic for you.
The actual reason why the ND incoming class will be weak is simple. While Weis has been known as a closer once he gets into a living room, the problem is, he no longer fits in living rooms. His waist size of 140 does not allow him the ability to enter the average size house any more.
Notre Dame actually constructed Weiss his own custom home from a hollowed out Chick Fillet restaurant.
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