Posted by Knute Cockne at 6:30 PM


We found the missing diary of Charlie Weis from when he was a freshman at Notre Dame. A little known fact is that he shared a dorm room with another fresh faced kid that year, Joe Montana. Above is an actual picture from Charlie's actual diary. Some real juicy tidbits in there, folks. For example;


  • Charlie got kicked out of an All-You-Can-Eat establishment for eating 2 quarts of mashed potatoes, 1 gallon of gravy, 39 chicken wings, 43 slices of meatloaf, and 2 lbs of roast beef. To quote Charlie, "Ridiculous!!! I hate them!!"

  • Charlie got upset at 11:32 on a Saturday night when Joe brought a girl back to the dorm. When Joe caught Charlie hanging around in the room, he stuffed a dirty sweat sock in his mouth. This caused Charlie to write, "He really thinks he's something. He will not be as successful as I will be, this I VOW!! Charlie Weis will be a bigger name at Notre Dame than Joe Montana!!!" And then, "I hate him. I want to have sex with him, I mean kick his ass. I'm hungry."

  • The next morning, the post read, "I don't know what happened last night. I woke up ...this morning surrounded by chicken carcasses and used condoms. I don't remember anything.... I'm hungry."

Fascinating stuff people. It really gives us an insight into what made this buffoon the buffoon he is today.



 

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