The Fighting Flat-Topped Fat Ass

A Golden Domed school like Notre Dame historically has been the type of school that recruits players on reputation alone. It has also been said that the master of the Chicken Wing is also the master recruiter. However there is an interesting trend this year....

According to this article here, Notre Dame's incoming draft class will not even rank in the top 25.

Why could this be?

- Notre Dame's terrible performance in the past couple years?
No way, this is still a fine institution and athletes come here for not only a solid athletic career but also for a great education.

- There aren't as many Catholics?
This is crazy, I just read about some chick that had like 19 kids. She is still trying for more because it is "Gods Plan". That's a good Catholic for you.

The actual reason why the ND incoming class will be weak is simple. While Weis has been known as a closer once he gets into a living room, the problem is, he no longer fits in living rooms. His waist size of 140 does not allow him the ability to enter the average size house any more.

Notre Dame actually constructed Weiss his own custom home from a hollowed out Chick Fillet restaurant.